Show intro: Someday I Suppose by The Mighty Mighty Boss Tones
Adam's theme: Bleed American by Jimmy Eat World
American Idol recap theme: So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
Definitely Not a Jew theme: The Magnificent Eleven from NFL films
Gay theme: Playing With The Boys by Kenny Loggins
Gay Walking: Walking On Sunshine by Katrina and the Waves
Huell's Jewels theme: Riding in my Car by NRBQ
Hypothetical Questions: Tijuana Taxi by Herb Alpert & the Tijuana Brass
Joel McHale's theme: Kill Your Television by Ned's Atomic Dustbin
Joel McHale's old theme: Turn Me On by The Tubes
Kirk Morrison's theme: Round Up by Sam Spence
Loveline theme: Clocks by Coldplay
Lynn and Alex theme: Girls and Boys by Blur
Mad Marchness themes: Sirius by Alan Parsons Project, Right Now by Van Halen
News theme: Casino Royale by Herb Alpert & the Tijuana Brass
Outbook August theme: Final Countdown by Europe
Pedophile theme: Falling by LeBlanc And Carr
Porn theme: Debbie Does Dallas theme
Spanish Flea by Herb Alpert & the Tijuana Brass
Voice mail theme: Hello by Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
Sign off music: Main Title from the Naked Gun movies

Bumper songs:

AC/DC: If You Want Blood, Long Way to the Top
Aerosmith: Last Child
ALO (Animal Liberation Orchestra): Maria, Monday, Plastic Bubble, Try
The Aquabats: Idiot Box
Bad Religion: Evangeline, Empire Strikes First, Infected, Los Angeles is Burning, The Gray Race, What It Is
Beck: Epro, Sexx Laws
Ben Folds Five: Rockin' the Suburbs
Big Bad Voodoo Daddy: You and Me and the Bottle Makes Three Tonight
The Black Crowes: Conspiracy, Hotel Illness, Jealous Again, My Morning Glory, Only a Fool, Remedy, Sting Me, Stop Kicking My Heart Around
Blues Traveler: All in the Groove, Defense and Desire, Ivory Tusk, Onslaught
Boston: Piece of Mind
Bush: Machine Head
Cake: Love You Madly (Ace of Hearts); Short Skirt, Long Jacket
Chris Isaak: Wicked Game (Neil Strauss)
The Clash: Death or Glory, I Fought The Law, I'm So Bored with the USA, Know Your Rights, Police and Thieves
The Cherry Poppin' Daddies: Zoot Suit Riot
Cracker: Low (Like Being Stoned), Teen Angst
The Crystal Method: Name of the Game
The Cult: Fire Woman, Lil' Devil, Love Removal Machine, She Sells Sanctuary, Wild Flower
The Cure: Jumping Someone Else's Train
Dada: California Gold, Trip With My Dad
The Dandy Warhols: Bohemian Like You
Deep Purple: Highway Star
Dilettantes: Ready to Go, Subterranean Bazaar
Dinosaur Jr.: Feel the Pain, I Ain't Sayin'
Drive By Truckers: Plastic Flowers
Dropkick Murphys: The Warrior's Code
Elvis Costello: A Man out of Time
The Eurythmics: Missionary Man (after Dolph Lundgren)
The Foo Fighters: Times Like These
For Squirrels: 8:02 PM
Frank Black: Pure Denizen of the Citizens Band
The Grateful Dead: Touch of Grey The Hatters: Sip of Your Wine
Indigenous: Now That You're Gone, Things We Do
Jeremy Kay: Skin is Too Thin
Joan Osborne: One of Us
John Lee Hooker: Boom Boom
The Kaiser Chiefs: I Predict A Riot
Kings Of Leon: California Waiting, Holy Roller Novocain, Molly's Chambers, Wasted Time
Los Lobos: Charmed, Will the Wolf Survive
Led Zeppelin: Bron-Y-Aur Stomp, For Your Life, Hot Dog
Megadeth: Angry Again
Metallica: One
Midnight Oil: The Dead Heart
The Mighty Mighty Bosstones: Bad in Plaid, The Impression that I Get, To California
Modest Mouse: Float On
Molly Hatchett: Flirtin' With Disaster
The New Pornographers: Mass Romantic
Nirvana: In Bloom
The Offspring: Don't Pick it Up, Gone Away, Gotta Get Away, Kid's aren't alright, She's Got Issues
Ozzy Osbourne: No More Tears
Pearljam: Dissident
Penfifteen Club: Disco M.F., Never Again, Queen of Clubs, Sparks Fly
Pink Floyd: Run Like Hell, One of These Days
The Pink Spiders: Little Razorblade
Pixies: Here Comes Your Man
The Police: Truth Hits Everybody, Vision of the Night, When the World is Running Down, You Make the Best of What's Still Around
Possum Dixon: Emergences About to End
The Pretenders: Precious
Red Jumpsuit Apparatus: Face Down
The Rolling Stones: Can't You Hear Me Knockin'
Rooney: Blueside
Rush: Malignant Narcissism
The Scorpions: The Zoo
The Smithereens: Only a Memory
The Smiths: How Soon Is Now?, What Difference Does It Make
Social Distortion: Drug Train, She's a Knockout, Story of My Life
Stevie Ray Vaughan: Couldn't Stand the Weather, Crossfire, Telephone Song, Empty Arms
Stone Temple Pilots: Interstate Love Song
Temple of the Dog: Reach Down, Your Savior
Toad the Wet Sprocket: All I Want, Come Down, Fall Down, PS
Tom Petty/Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers: Free Girl Now, I Need to Know, Learning To Fly, Lost Children, Love is a Long Road, Runnin' Down a Dream, The Last DJ
Traffic: The Low Spark of High Heeled Boys
U2: Bullet the Blue Sky, The Real Thing, Until the End of the World
Ween: Even If You Don't
The White Stripes: The Hardest Button to Button
The Who: Baba O'Riley, Eminence Front, Seeker, Won't Get Fooled Again
Widespread Panic: Airplane
Wolfmother: Woman

The Charleston
Minuet from String Quintet in E, Op. 13 by Boccherini (rich people)
Main Title (I Had A Farm in Africa) (Oscar music)

Big Fat Tad = Big Bad John by Jimmy Dean
Gay = Gold by Spandau Ballet
Nerds = Gold by Spandau Ballet
The Aceman's going to Vegas = Viva Las Vegas by Elvis Presley
The Britney song = My Boyfriend's Back by the Angels

"Get to know you songs":

Rachel: Because Of You by Kelly Clarkson
Teresa: Uptown Girl by Billy Joel